Police seize 5,000 ecstasy pills shaped like President Trump

German police have seized 5,000 ecstasy pills that resembled the president’s head. Police confirmed on Monday that the drugs were found in a car in Lower Saxony, a state in northwest Germany.

“During the search of the vehicle police found about 5,000 ecstasy tablets with the portrait of the American president,” the statement read, adding that “the purchase value of the tablets amounts to approximately 11,000 euros (about $12,900); the sales value amounts to approximately 39,000 euros.”

A 51-year-old man and his 17-year-old son appeared in court on Sunday and an arrest warrant has been issued, CNN reports. One of the best comments on the modern Molly pills were that “No reports as to how many jumped on the rolling Trump E Train, but chances are they woke up with a hangover and deep regret.”

Perhaps Donald Trump will call for drugs to be legalized now that there are ecstasy pills with his portrait on them. Some say that it may be the first time in history that the President who is in the middle of many scandals will make them feel pleasurable. Then again, Trump puts his name on steaks, water, and why not export his own branded ecstasy pills as well? Now that’s a conspiracy theory for Alex Jones to investigate.

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